tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8457056797741095816.comments2023-10-23T14:29:24.675+01:00The World of Gaylord St. JamesGaylord St. Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08419048315465828077noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8457056797741095816.post-34195694922664345102011-09-15T13:35:51.434+01:002011-09-15T13:35:51.434+01:00The quality of mercy is not strain'd,
It drop...The quality of mercy is not strain'd, <br />It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven <br />Upon the place beneath. It is twice blest: <br />It blesseth him that gives and him that takes.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8457056797741095816.post-42391914281138672712010-08-24T16:46:34.029+01:002010-08-24T16:46:34.029+01:00An old man was teaching his grandchildren about li...An old man was teaching his grandchildren about life. He said to them, "A battle is raging inside me ... it is a terrible fight between two wolves. One wolf represents fear, anger, envy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority and ego. The other stands for joy, peace, love, hope, sharing, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, friendship, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith."<br /><br />The old man fixed the children with a firm stare. "This same fight is going on inside you, and inside every other person, too."<br /><br />They thought about it for a minute and then one child asked his grandfather, "Which wolf will win?"<br /><br />The old man replied: "The one you feed."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8457056797741095816.post-89164504731185712472010-08-23T11:36:20.836+01:002010-08-23T11:36:20.836+01:00I have no idea who these Chinese people are.I have no idea who these Chinese people are.Gaylord St. Jameshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08419048315465828077noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8457056797741095816.post-47007154537801514062010-06-30T23:00:31.201+01:002010-06-30T23:00:31.201+01:00oh gaylord your tale is a sad one its true but if ...oh gaylord your tale is a sad one its true but if you don't believe love exists how do you hope to find it? Wash the mace out of your eyes and go get your lady sir.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8457056797741095816.post-25094066147953661452010-06-29T11:27:20.707+01:002010-06-29T11:27:20.707+01:00Perhaps it's a bit picky to rule out anyone wh...Perhaps it's a bit picky to rule out anyone who isn't a woman - there's a whole grey area of transvestites and soft-handed men you're missing out onTallulahnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8457056797741095816.post-8342342469509783522010-06-24T15:47:13.965+01:002010-06-24T15:47:13.965+01:00It is with great delight for me to discover that t...It is with great delight for me to discover that the genius of Gaylord has returned.DaveCromwellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12626814069731367862noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8457056797741095816.post-47581012179461866042010-03-07T15:31:44.182+00:002010-03-07T15:31:44.182+00:00Sounds a familiar storySounds a familiar storyjosienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8457056797741095816.post-88885177015629389132010-02-16T17:32:12.420+00:002010-02-16T17:32:12.420+00:00Oh, how I've missed the wit and wisdom of this...Oh, how I've missed the wit and wisdom of this man. ;-)<br /><br />A "lost sense of perspective" indeed.DaveCromwellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12626814069731367862noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8457056797741095816.post-86194465933818086122010-01-28T00:04:46.281+00:002010-01-28T00:04:46.281+00:00This is the most erotic story I've ever read.....This is the most erotic story I've ever read... i might require a trip to the ladies myself...Tallulahnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8457056797741095816.post-108967314367584392009-08-21T07:18:47.193+01:002009-08-21T07:18:47.193+01:00http://chesty-morgan.blogspot.com<a href="http://chesty-morgan.blogspot.com" rel="nofollow">http://chesty-morgan.blogspot.com</a>chesty morganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04840308412152666448noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8457056797741095816.post-78100643725608673622009-06-22T16:43:30.283+01:002009-06-22T16:43:30.283+01:00Oh, to experience the "lacy glove" of G ...Oh, to experience the "lacy glove" of G S J!DaveCromwellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12626814069731367862noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8457056797741095816.post-24046589405023002462009-05-07T21:38:00.000+01:002009-05-07T21:38:00.000+01:00Thank you, Gaylord - for you efforts "to compensat...Thank you, Gaylord - for you efforts "to compensate for our lack of imagination" ;-)<br /><br />I'm glad there were only "a few knifings" at GaylordFest.DaveCromwellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12626814069731367862noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8457056797741095816.post-75964208861239136592009-01-26T13:57:00.000+00:002009-01-26T13:57:00.000+00:00Dearest GaylordI know we have not spoken in many y...Dearest Gaylord<BR/><BR/>I know we have not spoken in many years, your lack of response to my most recent cry for help convincing me you may wish to continue this most unfortunate of trends, however, I feel compelled to reach out to you. Your pain over Thai Diana struck a resonant chord withing the withered, black husk hanging flaccid within my rotting corduroys. <BR/><BR/>If you require solace, comfort or company, please feel welcome to again reach out to your once cherished friend / admirer. <BR/><BR/>I, also, have approximately two hundred and thirty three undelivered letters and postcards stamped 'return to sender'. Presuming this to be a further example of working class incompetence / insolence on the part of the Her Majesty's Post Office could you please communique an address to which I may courier these personally.<BR/><BR/>yours emphatically<BR/><BR/>Barnaby FudgeBarnaby Fudgehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15978423759976560124noreply@blogger.com